CABINET OF CURIOSITIES (NEW CONCEPTS)

[Mick Harper]

This Week's Baked Bean Shockers

1. The UK consumes more baked beans than the rest of the world combined.

2. Taste testers could not distinguish Heinz baked beans from Aldi own-brand baked beans. One costs forty pence, the other costs one pound forty. What are you playing at, Aldi? Sod off back to Germany, you don't understand our ways.