The Importance of Sport (NEW CONCEPTS)

[Wile E. Coyote]

Can you name any other line of work, whereby the employee would not be suspended after the employer was told?

Actually you probably could.

The problem is that if this was the fella who was the club mascot, he would have been suspended but, as it wasn't, it was a star player, they decided to keep him playing and then try and negotiate his contract renewal.......

[Mick Harper]

The Saudis have reportedly offered eighty million for the services of Gabriel Martinelli. He is thoroughly surplus to Arsenal's left-wing requirements and they would bite their own arm off to do the deal.

But will Martinelli play ball? No, he would prefer to sit in the Emirates' stand for a coupla seasons. You can't blame him even though you hate him for doing so.