Boreades

In: finity and beyond
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We're awaiting news of the woke remake of "Lord Of The Rings".
So far, it's fallen at the first. Deciding what word should replace "Lord".
After that, how to deal with the Hobbits.
The whole original plot line was obviously and stupidly masculine. All-male Hobbits that slog a long way across hostile territory, having to fight all the way against an obviously Slavik climate-changing villainous foe. Which delighted in chopping down the sacred Ents and forests. Only for the Hobbits to pass out on the side of Mount Doom, an erupting volcano, and having to be rescued by the Giant Eagles.
The remake will have female Hobbits, who will be far more sensible. Fly direct from The Shire to Mount Doom on the Giant Eagles, drop the Ring down the volcano from above, and be home in time for tea. Job done.
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