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Mountbatten's sexuality didn't get much of an airing in The Crown on Netflix, but the Prince of Wales's certain did.

M'Lady Boreades sat tutting her way through it all. I was bold enough to enquire why she was tutting. Did she disapprove of Netflix's version of history? I was firmly told: Yes, she did disapprove (and why). They've hardly scratched the surface.

Every time she'd met the PoW she came away feeling patronised by a smug, self-centred, self-opinionated delusional twat.

The bit they did get right (I'm told) was how obsessively jealous he was of Diana getting any attention. She (I'm told) was chosen as a suitable brood mare with the correct blood line, and was expected to produce heirs and spares and keep her mouth and legs shut. Except for Royal demands.
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Every time she'd met the PoW she came away feeling patronised by a smug, self-centred, self-opinionated delusional twat.

She must have felt right at home. Your children I mean, of course. Was I wrong to give up on The Crown after whatsherface took over? I've got a space in my diary after my one-on-one with Santa. Though no spaces on my list of presents. Yes, I know it's me dressed up but even so I like waking up to a big pile of them at the bottom of the bed.
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How could she produce heirs with her legs shut?
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Boreades


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Mick Harper wrote:
Every time she'd met the PoW she came away feeling patronised by a smug, self-centred, self-opinionated delusional twat.

She must have felt right at home. Your children I mean, of course.


Your memory may be correct. Both M'lady and my children expressed the same opinion about you after you visited. To give you credit, I did insist you had some redeeming features. I wish I could remember what they were. Such larks.
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Grant wrote:
How could she produce heirs with her legs shut?


By royal appointment.
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Tranmere Rovers vs Brackley Town (BBC2)

Dear Controller, BBC2

I don't mind you clearing the schedules for games involving unfashionable teams, unfashionable people pay the licence fee too, but you must draw the line at towns even a place-name nerd like me hasn't heard of. I am not going to watch in protest. And if it goes to extra time and interferes with Newsnight I will hunt you down like a rat.

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Mark Kermode's Film Review (BBC News Channel)

I was really looking forward to Mank when it comes out on Netflix next week until The Quiffted One told me how disappointed he was with it. Now I will have to meta-watch it. He'd better meta-watch it.
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